She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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