Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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