i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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