Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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