do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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