when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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