Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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