he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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