the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
