I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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