glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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