Me. At least after what I've been through.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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