Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
