Sry I called you an 8
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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