4 words: hood of his car
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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