yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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