If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
