Nicole vs. Life
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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