i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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