Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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