so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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