There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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