Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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