Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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