Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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