I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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