Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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