Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Drake has all the answers
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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