worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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