Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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