If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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