I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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