ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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