yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
no, he came in my armpit
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My vagina is very pro this idea
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