going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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