She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
