I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want her autograph on my taint
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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