I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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