oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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