Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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