did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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