doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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