16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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