Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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