I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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