I wish I only lived at night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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