Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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