I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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