Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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