she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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