honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
