they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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