a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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