it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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